My Good Qualities

I can make babies smile.
I believe donuts are a food group.
I’m not afraid to make a fool of myself.
I have an infectious laugh.
I believe Sundays should be a day of SILENCE.
I have buoyant hips.
I can name that tune in 3 notes.
Sometimes, I know the answers on Jeopardy.
I once killed a gopher with a stick.
I can lie upside down in the chair & rearrange the furniture on the ceiling.
My socks always match.
I’ve seen “The Poseidon Adventure” 12 times.
I’m going to marry Mikey from Orange County Choppers.
I think the man who invented panty hose should be shot.
I believe that the first words spoken after Jesus was born were, “It’s a girl!”
I hate shopping and cute kittens.